witty sayings

A day without sunshine is like, night.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.

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Mulla Nasruddin Jokes

The ticket collector comes, and Mulla Nasruddin looks into everything -- his bags, his pockets. The ticket collector is standing there and he says, "You have looked in every pocket, but you don't look in the left-side pocket of your coat."
Mulla Nasruddin said, "Don't interfere in my work. Never mention that pocket!"

He said, "You are strange. I am simply helping you because you cannot find the ticket. Perhaps... why are you leaving out that pocket?"
Mulla Nasruddin said, "That is my only hope. If the ticket is not in the left pocket, I am finished. So first I will look into everything else. Only as the last resort may I touch that pocket. That is my last hope, don't destroy it."