joke

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

"i havnt seen anything like that before" says obama

America is a very big nation, But there r something that only indians can do........
and the latest is ' 2g spectrum '!!!
cheers indians..

boyfriend and girlfriend

Girl  : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Boy  : What time was it??


Girl  : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boy  : Sure, what’s your phone number?? 


Girl  : Do you remember when you proposed to me?  I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’t speak for an hour..
Boy  : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life…

Girl  : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Boy  : Don’t you ever want to improve?? 


Girl  : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.  What do you think,?
Boy : I agree with both. You’re pretty ugly.

witty sayings

A day without sunshine is like, night.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.