joke

laws of life

1) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
2)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
3)Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never obtain a busy signal
4)Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings
5)Law of encounters: The probability of meeting someone you cognize promotes when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
6)Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.