Bernie Bush, the ace political reporter for the American Righteous News, is having a day off with his family at the zoo. They are walking by the lions' cage, when Bernie notices a young boy reaching his hands through the bars to pet one of the lions. Another huge lion suddenly leaps forward with a tremendous roar, but at the last second, the boy is swept to safety by a man in the crowd.
Spotting a sensational story, Bernie approaches the man and says, "Excuse me, sir, but that was an incredible display of instant courage. I want to write a story about you for my newspaper. Tell me, where do you get such courage?"
"Simple," Swami Deva Coconut said, "I'm a disciple of Osho Rajneesh."
"What?" shouts the right-wing reporter, turning and walking away, "This will make a real story for sure!"
The following day, the headline of the American Righteous News reads: "Rajneesh Disciple Snatches Lunch From Hungry African Immigrant!"
"What?" shouts the right-wing reporter, turning and walking away, "This will make a real story for sure!"
No comments:
Post a Comment