Swami Deva Coconut
Comrade Gorbachev has heard rumors that his policies are being discussed in Poona, India, so he decides to go and check it out. When his plane arrives at Poona airport, the Indian Army is there to welcome him. As Gorbachev steps off the plane, the military guard of honor fires off the traditional twenty-one gun salute.
"What were those shots?" asks Swami Deva Coconut, standing in the crowd.
"Gorbachev has arrived!" says the man next to him.
"Really?" replies Coconut. "You mean they could not get him with just one shot?"
"Gorbachev has arrived!" says the man next to him.
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