obama.. u mind it!

Indian president Manmohan singh on Obamas policy of helping pakisthan military.

joke

Teacher asks the following problem in
his classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little joe raises his
hand and says, “A lawyer?”

Woody Allen Jokes

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of his box and fell into the orchestra pit. Too proud to admit it was a mistake, he attended the opera every night for a month and repeated it each time.

I was thrown out of NYU. On my metaphysics final, they caught me cheating. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.


I'm so excited—I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

now with royal circus

 

german chancellor adolf hitler  in his new post as a clown in royal circus

joke

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate
her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first
student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of
the day off.

She started with "This was England's finest hour." Little Suzy
instantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill."

"Congratulations," said the teacher, "you may go home early."

The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you,
but.." Before she could finish the quote, another young lady belts
out, "John F. Kennedy!"

"Very good," says the teacher, "you may go also."

Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny
said, "I wish those girls would just shut up."

Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know
who said it. Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said, "Bill
Clinton. I'll see you Monday."

joke

clinton jokes

A little boy wanted $100 very badly, so he prayed every night for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided he would just write the Lord a letter and ask him directly for the $100.
When the post office received the letter addressed to "GOD, U.S.A.," they decided to forward it to President Clinton. The President was so touched and impressed with the boy's nerve that he showed it to Hillary. She said, "This could be good P.R., Bill. Go ahead and send the kid some money." The President told his secretary to send the boy $5.00. He thought this would seem like a lot of money to the little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat right down to write a thank you letter to God. It read as follows:
Dear God,
Thank you for sending me the money I rquested. However, I see you send the money through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, that bastard Clinton took 95% of it.

do you know who i am?

funny photo of german chancellor adolf hitler without his famous mustache

joke

Americans always try to do the right thing --
after they've tried everything else.
- Winston Churchill

Sir Winston Churchill

joke

great "tragedy"

 Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers that "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a schoolbus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Clinton."That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

joke

Bill Clinton and punishment

 A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where Bill Clinton was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that Democrat gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

barack the warrior

joke

laws of life

1) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
2)Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner
3)Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never obtain a busy signal
4)Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings
5)Law of encounters: The probability of meeting someone you cognize promotes when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with
6)Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
 
 

hulkoma _ savior of america ( hei... dnt make him angry)

joke

Talking Dog for Sale

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes around the house and into the backyard and sees a good-looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

“You talk?” he inquires.

“Yep,” the Lab replies.

“So, what’s your story?”

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government.”

“So I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.”

“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”

“But the jetting around really worn me out, and I knew I wasn’t obtainting any younger so I wanted to settle down.”

“I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mainly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.”

“I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.”

“I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed.

He goes back in and inquires the owner what he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars”, says the owner.

The guy says, “This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”

manmohan singh_ warm up before obamas visit to india.

the great indian phayalvan(wrestler)

true american!

Obama reloaded

barack obama facing election 2010

                                                                   what he would say?

face expression of barack obama before and after the american midterm election(2010).
funny photo of american president barcak obama after democrat lose united states midterm senate election  2 november 2010. 
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